I honestly want ads. I want them to be of things I could at least theoretically want to purchase. I've never seen an ad for a conference I should probably go t

I honestly want ads. I want them to be of things I could at least theoretically want to purchase. I've never seen an ad for a conference I should probably go to, or of a service that looks interesting, or of a product I want. Not in the last five years unless I've expressly visited their site and got tagged by Google, in which case all I see is ads for that. Instead I'm barraged with bullshit news stories, weight loss products that are total garbage, wrinkle removal creams of dubious origin, and "suggested links" which never, ever deliver on what they promise. The whole advertising industry is in shambles.