Hey, I have a bill here that says you owe me $1 million. It may be a mistake and you could argue about it, but I'm not answering your emails. I'm not going to

Hey, I have a bill here that says you owe me $1 million. It may be a mistake and you could argue about it, but I'm not answering your emails. I'm not going to send you a readable copy of the invoice, either. If you don't pay me today, I'm sending this to a collection agency, so you have no choice but to pay.