This is intended as a thought experiment, not a concrete design for how to properly store passwords. In fact CRC24 doesn't really burn as much information as I

This is intended as a thought experiment, not a concrete design for how to properly store passwords. In fact CRC24 doesn't really burn as much information as I assumed, e.g. on the top 100,000 passwords it only generates about 300 collisions (so over 99% still generate unique hashes). If one was really going to go in this direction a specialized hash that is deliberately collision prone across password-like strings is probably needed.