15. The word "awesome" will be outlawed. There are 9243 adjectives for expressing contentedness in the English language. Please learn and use some of the other

15. The word "awesome" will be outlawed. There are 9243 adjectives for expressing contentedness in the English language. Please learn and use some of the other ones. 16. The current imbalance in American usage of the words "of(f)" and "on" will be corrected to ensure lexical fairness. The extraneous "of" in "off of" will be removed. "Off" already means what you're trying to achieve by adding "of" to it. Similarly, the word "on" will be compulsorily reintroduced as a preposition, when referring to events occurring on certain days of the week. This will remove ambiguity from phrases such as "I met my girlfriend Wednesday" —unless your girlfriend really is called Wednesday. 17. To confirm to British anatomical standards, the word "fanny" will henceforth refer to the front bottom. Please use the word "arse" to refer to the back one. That's "arse", with an R. An "ass" is a donkey.