I see you've met my dishwasher. "Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava. "Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot. And then it

I see you've met my dishwasher. "Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava. "Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot. And then it beeps a "Hey!" every five minutes thereafter.