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What kind of microwave is that? Mine just swears at me. Consecutively.
by joshmn 10y ago
What kind of microwave is that? Mine just swears at me. Consecutively.
- InclinedPlane 10y agoMicrowaves are the most aggressive robots. "Hey! Hey! Your food has been ready for zero seconds! Hey!" . . . "Hey! F#$face! Your burrito has been ready for five seconds! Eat your g-d food meat bag!" . . . "Ten seconds?! REALLY?! Are you serious?! We're enemies forever now! Eat this crap for f's sake!"
- terinjokes 10y agoI see you've met my dishwasher. "Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava. "Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot. And then it beeps a "Hey!" every five minutes thereafter.