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"We hope people who love %s will find comfort in the things others share to remember and celebrate %s life." is one of the most insincere code commits of that d
by tbveralrud 10y ago
"We hope people who love %s will find comfort in the things others share to remember and celebrate %s life." is one of the most insincere code commits of that day. Let others write about a lost loved one, not robots.
- quickben 10y agoBut then people may not 'share'. This way they are explicitly instructed.
- avg_dev 10y agoI don't know, my microwave flashes "Enjoy your meal" every time it's done heating something and I like that little touch.
- joshmn 10y agoWhat kind of microwave is that? Mine just swears at me. Consecutively.
- InclinedPlane 10y agoMicrowaves are the most aggressive robots. "Hey! Hey! Your food has been ready for zero seconds! Hey!" . . . "Hey! F#$face! Your burrito has been ready for five seconds! Eat your g-d food meat bag!" . . . "Ten seconds?! REALLY?! Are you serious?! We're enemies forever now! Eat this crap for f's sake!"
- terinjokes 10y agoI see you've met my dishwasher. "Hey, the wash cycle is over" Yes, but everything is still as hot as lava. "Hey, it's been 5 minutes." Still hot. And then it beeps a "Hey!" every five minutes thereafter.
- Declanomous 10y agoI find it strange when I microwave a sock full of dry beans to use as a hand warmer, or a piece of metal that I need to make slightly larger though. My other microwave displays a generic "EnJ0Y!" blinking a few times which is much more applicable in those situations.
- taneq 10y ago> Let others write about a lost loved one, not robots. The humans are dead. (Yes we checked and they're dead.)