I believe OP was suggesting that he would be paid to actually live in your property, I assume mostly as joke :) That said, I wouldd pay you 0.5%/y to live in (

I believe OP was suggesting that he would be paid to actually live in your property, I assume mostly as joke :) That said, I wouldd pay you 0.5%/y to live in (ie rent out) your property -- that works out to 400/month on a 1M property