From the article: I get a handful of calls per year from guys who think they're the first geniuses to come up with the great idea of setting up a

From the article: I get a handful of calls per year from guys who think they're the first geniuses to come up with the great idea of setting up a "Freeman Brothel" and calling it a "film studio." They're all disappointed when I tell them that they're not getting away with this "brilliant plan" unless they take so many steps to make it look legitimate that it will, in fact, become a legitimate porn production enterprise — in which case, why bother with the ruse in the first place?