Even as a kid I always wondered why the heck Acme Inc. seemed to offer lines of credit to just about anyone, including homeless coyotes living in the desert. T

Even as a kid I always wondered why the heck Acme Inc. seemed to offer lines of credit to just about anyone, including homeless coyotes living in the desert. Their sheer range of product offerings was also astounding, as was their apparent complete lack of after sales support and user training for said products. They also seemed to have an incredible logistics team able to get huge and complex items out to the middle of nowhere in record time. Never once did the coyote have to wait a long time for delivery, or have to converse with shipping support reps to see why his package was never delivered.