I propose a common core for dating. The first 3/4 of each initial pairing shall be spent picking out furnitue at IKEA and the last quarter you both shall play

I propose a common core for dating. The first 3/4 of each initial pairing shall be spent picking out furnitue at IKEA and the last quarter you both shall play portal 2 co-op. There shall be an officiator and witness on hand to immediately marry you both in the unlikely event that you survive either endeavor.