"Next up is probably Ruby but it looks like perl to me so I'm in no rush." Oh dear. Expect a early morning visit from the Ruby Re-education Police, who will no

"Next up is probably Ruby but it looks like perl to me so I'm in no rush." Oh dear. Expect a early morning visit from the Ruby Re-education Police, who will no doubt politely beat you witless with a cricket bat they've called Clean Syntax. No worries however, they'll $/ you up off of the floor afterwards and send you on your merry with a Pragmatic Programmer's Guide To Ruby ;-)