Tell me. Where in LAX or SFO or LGA can I find an electric outlet? Some airports make them impossible to find, highly coveted, surrounded by the territorial an

Tell me. Where in LAX or SFO or LGA can I find an electric outlet? Some airports make them impossible to find, highly coveted, surrounded by the territorial and ferroucious Horde, oodles of macbook MagSafe and ipad Lightning cables eminating from the wall like thin withering tentacles of some white goop monster emanating from the power grid. Other airports lock the power sockets away behind "Employee Only" signs and caution tape, with menacing security guards patrolling the area should you even think about stealing those precious MWh from the institution. Still other airports have rows upon rows of power outlets in plain sight, but every single one of them is dead, disconnected, dying like your phone battery.