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Or "Josef K. buys an iPad"

• d_c 17y ago
  Hope there's no bug in it.
  • jrockway 17y ago
    The iPad is one big bug. Defective by design, if you will.
  • mturmon 17y ago
    An apple also figures in the story: "One day, when Gregor emerges from his room, his father chases him around the dining room table and pelts him with apples. One of the apples becomes embedded in his back, causing an infection. Due to his infection and his hunger, Gregor is soon barely able to move at all." (via wikipedia)
• rbanffy 17y ago
  Actually, it was closer to a dozen iPads.