Fire the current crop of security cert vendors and start designing them practically. I may be in the minority, but every {insert security title here} I've ever

Fire the current crop of security cert vendors and start designing them practically. I may be in the minority, but every {insert security title here} I've ever encountered seems to have an alphabet soup after their name and no hard skills. Makes me feel bad for the competent security researchers having to share their field with glorified PowerPoint designers.