Haha, I was originally going to comment about how you can always find a topper online. But in my case I get the story (no one was physically harmed, at least, a

Haha, I was originally going to comment about how you can always find a topper online. But in my case I get the story (no one was physically harmed, at least, and the police got there quickly). I'll take that over op's 81 hours of airline travel.