> The demand that "I want my browser to be exactly the same speed as it used to be, but also support all these new features" Wait wait wait, hold up. I don't w

> The demand that "I want my browser to be exactly the same speed as it used to be, but also support all these new features" Wait wait wait, hold up. I don't want my browsers to support those features. I just want to not need them in order to read a goddamn news article or access a web store. The problem isn't that these technologies are available, it's that they're unavoidable.