If you want the hypothesized reason TheOnion unfollowed a record 485,00 people, the author says: >I assumed whoever it was that managed their social media camp

If you want the hypothesized reason TheOnion unfollowed a record 485,00 people, the author says: >I assumed whoever it was that managed their social media campaign had decided that enough was enough, and pulled the plug. The rest of the article is filler.