I've worked on a service that did something like this, except everything was passed through a middleman who was managing a bunch of live-reloading Groovy code w

I've worked on a service that did something like this, except everything was passed through a middleman who was managing a bunch of live-reloading Groovy code where the actual business logic was stored. Would this have been a better approach? Maybe! But at the very least its an interesting idea and even if interesting ideas fail they might serve to inspire something new. I don't see a reason to be openly hostile just because it's a "DSL".