- some knucklehead waiter applies for government assistance he is entitled for on paper, but doesn't actually need (e.g. food stamps, full pell grant, welfare?

- some knucklehead waiter applies for government assistance he is entitled for on paper, but doesn't actually need (e.g. food stamps, full pell grant, welfare? whatever) - every news station in the country runs an article about how your business relies on government handouts