I would have to first believe that my company actually has values before I could believe that I share any of them. The only corporate value that I ever took at

I would have to first believe that my company actually has values before I could believe that I share any of them. The only corporate value that I ever took at face value was "Make money." I'm not sure who must have had a stroke that temporarily disabled their executive dishonesty gland long enough to slip that into the corporate culture, but I hope they survived it. Literally everything else has been blatantly obvious employee propaganda.