Sure, sure. This is clearly why we need ID cards to use televisions and listen to radio. Because someone with a radio could accidentally tune into Rush Limbau

Sure, sure. This is clearly why we need ID cards to use televisions and listen to radio. Because someone with a radio could accidentally tune into Rush Limbaugh, and someone with a TV could accidentally tune into an episode of Jackass. Clearly we need a government solution for a private problem because we wouldn't want all of these non-well-adjusted people roaming the streets, free to enjoy the banality of their existences.