TL;DR: Wouldn't life be so much better if we all had to be Stepford Wives, faking our utmost delight and happiness despite whatever misfortune might come our wa

TL;DR: Wouldn't life be so much better if we all had to be Stepford Wives, faking our utmost delight and happiness despite whatever misfortune might come our way, and nary ever committing that most heinous crime of grumping or letting it be outwardly visible that we're not in the best mood today. Would that not be a most delightful utopia, o ever-smiling citizen?