Our new startup is an emergency fingerprint-dissolving appliance: nose-plugs and novcaine are premium features, but you can DIY burn the skin of your fingerprin

Our new startup is an emergency fingerprint-dissolving appliance: nose-plugs and novcaine are premium features, but you can DIY burn the skin of your fingerprint pads off for free with lasers. Next year, we'll also have a slicing add-on product in this category which complements the lasering for extra tinfoil security. We also plan to heavily encourage apps and accessories. ;)