What about this resume/cv: Junior Open Data Vexationer(2008-2010) Associate Shameless Little Replication Bully (2010-2012) Lead Methodological Harasser

What about this resume/cv: Junior Open Data Vexationer(2008-2010) Associate Shameless Little Replication Bully (2010-2012) Lead Methodological Harasser (2012-2015) Senior Methodological Terrorist (2015-2016) Chief Research Parasite (2016-Current) All those terms have really been used to label people trying to get psych and medical research up to pretty minimal scientific standards. It is really telling about the kind of immature high school mentality that pervades those fields.