Sorry to vent on you, specifically, but many people seem to have missed the point where I said I wanted them. I just don't want to be forced into a jail cell 1

Sorry to vent on you, specifically, but many people seem to have missed the point where I said I wanted them. I just don't want to be forced into a jail cell 100% of the time. I want an escape hatch to do the needful once in a while to do something that the language designer never planned for.