The English regional press is brilliant for this sort of thing. 'Sudden appearance of white line in Evesham explained' [0] 'Evesham football club Chairman's s

The English regional press is brilliant for this sort of thing. 'Sudden appearance of white line in Evesham explained' [0] 'Evesham football club Chairman's says they would have been hit financial [sic] if stolen tractors were not recovered' [1] 'Man stole coffee and spanners from Poundland' [2] 'Former Pershore asparamancer makes her global predictions for 2016' [asparamancy: divination by throwing asparagus in the air] [3] [0] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14128452.Sudden_appearance_of_white_line_in_Evesham_explained/?ref=mr&lp=3 http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14128452.Sudden_appeara... [1] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14793275.Chairman__39_s_says_club_would_have_been_hit_financial_if_stolen_tractors_were_not_recovered/?ref=mrb&lp=22 http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14793275.Chairman__39_s... [2] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14790600.Man_stole_coffee_and_spanners_from_Poundland/?ref=mrb&lp=30 http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14790600.Man_stole_coff... [3] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14196327.Former_Pershore_asparamancer_makes_her_global_predictions_for_2016/?ref=ebln http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14196327.Former_Pershor...