1. Design a website that groups brands into pools of related brands (e.g. cars pool includes hyundai/honda/audi/toyota/etc). 2. Privately invite representative

1. Design a website that groups brands into pools of related brands (e.g. cars pool includes hyundai/honda/audi/toyota/etc). 2. Privately invite representatives from each company to sign up for the site, and invite them to a blind auction on each brand pool their brand is involved with (Toyota exec sees car pool with top bid of $0.87/comment, decides to bid over it to put Toyota at the top of the pool) 3. Maintain a million Turing-beating chatbots that trawl reddit/facebook/twitter/quora/g+/HN/etc looking for brands, looks up the pools that brand is in, and then leaves a good PR comment for whichever brand has the highest bid across related pools. Swarm properly to distribute these comments evenly across the internet instead of clumping together. 4. ???? 5. Profit (and/or become a real illuminati)