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Come on brah, you can 'lose' a couple of trillion down the backseat of the sofa at the Pentagon but you lose your shit when NASA asks for a mere 1 trillion doll
by internaut 10y ago
Come on brah, you can 'lose' a couple of trillion down the backseat of the sofa at the Pentagon but you lose your shit when NASA asks for a mere 1 trillion dollars spread over a number of years?
I feel pretty tall from this horse. Even the horse is feeling pretty aristocratic about the whole affair.
- logfromblammo 10y agoIn fact, I didn't even blink when you implied that the military brass have sofas with back seats. Who else would have a couch with an entire other couch bolted to the back of it? At only 15x the cost of one normal couch, too.
- internaut 10y agoFor a hidden camera prank I want to go into the Pentagon's reception area, find a couch, and then struggle to pull out one of those enormous cheques with a lubricious number of zeros on it. Maybe I could even get some people in uniforms to help me yank it out. I would then finish by galloping (bearing the cheque) into the sunset on an empty road, and at the top of a mighty hill I would yank the reins and the horse would paw the air with its front hooves as I wave the cheque in triumph.