Great, just what I need. A virtual assistant that has the personality of a smug know-it-all, know-nothing 20 year-old with little motivation to do anything but

Great, just what I need. A virtual assistant that has the personality of a smug know-it-all, know-nothing 20 year-old with little motivation to do anything but regurgitate surface knowledge and sarcasm in an attempt to look intelligent without expressing genuine interest in helping anyone.