(...) Anderson: We’d like to remind the audience to stop being a piece of shit. Martha: But really, Hillary—what’s up with the emails you sneaky fuck. Clinton

(...) Anderson: We’d like to remind the audience to stop being a piece of shit. Martha: But really, Hillary—what’s up with the emails you sneaky fuck. Clinton: It was a mistake. I wrote 33,000 emails about Chelsea’s wedding and a yoga class, and I shouldn’t have deleted them. Now let’s get to the questions from the audience. Trump: Of course—anything to divert from this question, you crooked shrew. Clinton: Anything to divert from your campaign, you incompressible jizztrumpet.