I really don't get why the left hate water bottles so fucking much, it has become quite tiresome. What I don't get is this lazy, ridiculous partisan politics b

I really don't get why the left hate water bottles so fucking much, it has become quite tiresome. What I don't get is this lazy, ridiculous partisan politics bullshit. That has become extraordinarily tiresome. "The left hate water bottles". WTF are you talking about? A water bottle is a device for putting water in. WTF does left-leaning politics have to say about that? Did the British labour party have elimination of water bottles as one of their manifesto pledges? Did the Weather Underground declare war on water bottles? Maybe I missed the bit where Al Gore [1] invoked a committee examining how to remove the scourge of water bottles. When Baader-Meinhof assassinated a banker, did they have a parallel plot to take out a bottle factory? Did the Comintern have a working party identifying water bottle plants to eliminate after the revolutions? [1] Who actually represents a right-wing political party, but WTF, I'm already flowing [2]. [2] Pun intended.