Summary: A fictional Apple press release written from an alternative reality in which the iPad was released before the laptop. About the author, via Wikipedia

Summary: A fictional Apple press release written from an alternative reality in which the iPad was released before the laptop. About the author, via Wikipedia: Guy Kawasaki was one of the Apple employees originally responsible for marketing the Macintosh in 1984. He is noted for having brought the concept of evangelism, initially focused on creating passionate user-advocates for the Apple brand, to the high-tech business[1]. Kawasaki is a former Apple Fellow.