"Says Jobs, on his personal heliPAD that floats on a private lake like a lilly PAD, while eating an APPLE he's slicing on top of a PAD of paper, standing on PAD

"Says Jobs, on his personal heliPAD that floats on a private lake like a lilly PAD, while eating an APPLE he's slicing on top of a PAD of paper, standing on PADded shoes, while his dog limps on an infected PAD nearby, while listening to 80's synth -pop music using string PADs, while PADding his bank account with iPad revenue."