"Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!" "Great, meaning large or immense!" "We use it in the pejorative sense!" Not only has it been happening

"Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!" "Great, meaning large or immense!" "We use it in the pejorative sense!" Not only has it been happening for years, Simpsons writers have already mined the comic self-seriousness of self-appointed "helpers" who think it's a problem...