I was interested too. A large breakfast at Wetherspoons ("Two fried eggs, bacon, two sausages, baked beans, three hash browns, mushroom, tomato, two slices of

I was interested too. A large breakfast at Wetherspoons ("Two fried eggs, bacon, two sausages, baked beans, three hash browns, mushroom, tomato, two slices of toast") is 1530 calories - probably bigger than your average fry up though. Kebabs are quite variable... 5 pints of ale + a really crappy fatty doner could be over 3000 calories. 5 pints of lager + shish kebab might be just under 1000 calories.