If I could pinch and zoom the government, that'd be A-Okay by me. Hahahah. Apple is not the government, silly. But think, for a moment, what if the HN reader

If I could pinch and zoom the government, that'd be A-Okay by me. Hahahah. Apple is not the government, silly. But think, for a moment, what if the HN readers downvoting you were not HN readers… but the government? What then?