That's the most hyperbole I've ever seen in a single article. I had to stop reading when I got to "The final voice mail that anybody actually heard was recorded

That's the most hyperbole I've ever seen in a single article. I had to stop reading when I got to "The final voice mail that anybody actually heard was recorded sometime around 2009". I get that it was meant as a joke, like much of the exaggeration in the piece, but it's just too much.