In many ways, I'd rather eat a flaming ball of excrement than work with 1960s technology again, especially when the code was written by programmers in the USG.

In many ways, I'd rather eat a flaming ball of excrement than work with 1960s technology again, especially when the code was written by programmers in the USG. These systems are horrible kludges. They're like the crumbling ruins of an ancient Roman city beneath a metropolis, beautiful only for their history. It's a nice place to visit. But you wouldn't want to live there.