I know it's sarcasm, just wanted to add that I've never seen police respond in under 30 minutes. Even when the police department is literally 20 minutes WALKING

I know it's sarcasm, just wanted to add that I've never seen police respond in under 30 minutes. Even when the police department is literally 20 minutes WALKING distance. Edit: That was in a small town though, I guess it's different in the city where I constantly hear sirens.