Ok, I'll give you a trick if you want to make people believe you can cook asian food: fry stuff (anything, really, can be meat, pasta, mushroom, rice, potatoes,

Ok, I'll give you a trick if you want to make people believe you can cook asian food: fry stuff (anything, really, can be meat, pasta, mushroom, rice, potatoes, fish) and add soy sauce and garlic. Cooked garlic and soy sauce smells good, tastes good and is the "asian" taste we identify as westerners.