But they do! MERGE works in both SQL Server and Oracle. See, this goes back to my point - people aren't learning their tools and then complain about perceived

But they do! MERGE works in both SQL Server and Oracle. See, this goes back to my point - people aren't learning their tools and then complain about perceived lack of functionality. I suggest hitting stackoverflow with this type of questions in the future. That's what I always do when I wonder "can I do X with Y?".