Third time I'm writing this in this thread, but it causes so much confusion: in order to quantum teleport one qubit, you transmit two classical bits of informat

Third time I'm writing this in this thread, but it causes so much confusion: in order to quantum teleport one qubit, you transmit two classical bits of information, say by ethernet. So there's no way to take this to work as a sneaky means of sending a classical bit. It's my sacred duty to keep repeating this fact until the whole internet knows. (It's even in the first sentence of the wikipedia page on quantum teleportation!)