I'm totally willing to believe that I'm an out of touch yuppie. I've been living in the city way too long... heck, I'm one cinnamon soy latte away from getting

I'm totally willing to believe that I'm an out of touch yuppie. I've been living in the city way too long... heck, I'm one cinnamon soy latte away from getting an electric bike. (Wait, if people upvote this, does that mean I AM an out of touch yuppie? Uh-oh.)