Believe what you want about the meaning of life, but you're misrepresenting the messages of almost all religions. The one I'm most familiar with, Christianity,

Believe what you want about the meaning of life, but you're misrepresenting the messages of almost all religions. The one I'm most familiar with, Christianity, says this life is your one chance to prove your virtues before being judged forever, which is why they are expected to do some pretty serious things instead of whatever amuses them.