"Dear Apple, Please remove all USB ports, headphone jacks, and other extraneous ports. It's more important to build for a functional ideal of simplistic beauty

"Dear Apple, Please remove all USB ports, headphone jacks, and other extraneous ports. It's more important to build for a functional ideal of simplistic beauty than for any kind of real world usability. That is what I really want as an Apple consumer." /sarcasm I wonder if there truly exist people like this who are ruining Apple products for the rest of us.