Dear Apple: I abandoned my unlimited-data-for-life AT&T plan and jumped on Google Fi the last day they were offering phone discounts, just to avoid buying an iP

Dear Apple: I abandoned my unlimited-data-for-life AT&T plan and jumped on Google Fi the last day they were offering phone discounts, just to avoid buying an iPhone 7. Yes, I actually use my SD card slot and my headphone jack. And my USB ports. The retina macbook is as close to perfection as I have ever imagined a laptop could be. Please, stop.