I had a conversation a little like that when I was a teenager, without the beating part: ME: Am I being arrested? COP: No, you're being detained. Get in th

I had a conversation a little like that when I was a teenager, without the beating part: ME: Am I being arrested? COP: No, you're being detained. Get in the car. ME: And if I don't? COP: Then I'll arrest you. ME: For what? COP: For resisting. ME: Resisting what? COP: ?!?!? Just get in the damned car.