That's not a rational person, it's a simplifying-until-wrong person. That person is neglecting the fact that it's not in the business' interest to "acquire all

That's not a rational person, it's a simplifying-until-wrong person. That person is neglecting the fact that it's not in the business' interest to "acquire all rights". The main reason being that _some_ layer would read it and _everyone_ would read it the next in the New York Times. A secondary reason is that it'd be illegal and/or unenforceable in many jurisdictions.