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Dude this is basically saying "I want to build something, but I hate programming". If you don't want to learn js, then forget about web programming. If you do

Dude this is basically saying "I want to build something, but I hate programming". If you don't want to learn js, then forget about web programming. If you don't want to learn any of swift or java, then forget about mobile programming. If you don't want to learn java/python/ruby, then forget about server programming. That leaves you with nothing, maybe learn some MS excel to become an accountant? That qualifies as one man project that will earn you money.

oneloop 10y ago
Obvious troll is obvious.
mhluongo 10y ago
Obviously OP is too picky, but there are plenty of server-side and client-side options that fit the requirements. Eg Clojure / Clojurescript, Haskell, Scala, Typescript
- oneloop 10y ago
  Reminds me of that Ricky Gervais bit about fat people. "I'll do anything to lose weight. Not jogging..."
- behnamoh 10y ago
  >Obviously OP is too picky... Yes, unfortunately. I know it, but just can't help it. Maybe I'm an idealist, or maybe just not that familiar w/ the programming world.
  - beachstartup 10y ago
    you sound like a fat person who is trying to get in shape but is extremely picky about which 'routine' he wants to follow. he has a reason to hate each one so, they're all not good enough for him. he's looking for the perfect routine, man. one that will guarantee success. oh and also that annoying bit about eating right, well that sounds like a pain, so let's not do that, either. all this, while sitting on the couch, daydreaming of 6-pack abs. in reality, all you have to do is walk around the damn block and you're 1/4 mile ahead of where you were before.
    - oneloop 10y ago
      Oy, quit stealing my analogy!
young_will_t 10y ago
I actually spat my coffee out laughing
JoelSanchez 10y ago
> If you don't want to learn java/python/ruby, then forget about server programming. Guess I'll have to inform the .NET, PHP, JavaScript, Clojure, Common Lisp, Haskell, Erlang and Elixir[1] guys that they are, in fact, _wrong_. [1] ...and C, and any programming language in existence...
- oneloop 10y ago
  I think that the parent's point isn't about languages or ecosystems.

oneloop 10y ago

Obvious troll is obvious.

mhluongo 10y ago

Obviously OP is too picky, but there are plenty of server-side and client-side options that fit the requirements. Eg Clojure / Clojurescript, Haskell, Scala, Typescript

oneloop 10y ago
Reminds me of that Ricky Gervais bit about fat people. "I'll do anything to lose weight. Not jogging..."
behnamoh 10y ago
>Obviously OP is too picky... Yes, unfortunately. I know it, but just can't help it. Maybe I'm an idealist, or maybe just not that familiar w/ the programming world.
- beachstartup 10y ago
  you sound like a fat person who is trying to get in shape but is extremely picky about which 'routine' he wants to follow. he has a reason to hate each one so, they're all not good enough for him. he's looking for the perfect routine, man. one that will guarantee success. oh and also that annoying bit about eating right, well that sounds like a pain, so let's not do that, either. all this, while sitting on the couch, daydreaming of 6-pack abs. in reality, all you have to do is walk around the damn block and you're 1/4 mile ahead of where you were before.
  - oneloop 10y ago
    Oy, quit stealing my analogy!

young_will_t 10y ago

I actually spat my coffee out laughing

JoelSanchez 10y ago

> If you don't want to learn java/python/ruby, then forget about server programming. Guess I'll have to inform the .NET, PHP, JavaScript, Clojure, Common Lisp, Haskell, Erlang and Elixir[1] guys that they are, in fact, _wrong_. [1] ...and C, and any programming language in existence...

oneloop 10y ago
I think that the parent's point isn't about languages or ecosystems.